i occasionally shove squirrels down the throats of people

thosefreshguys:

Dear sleep, I love you.

posted 34 seconds ago; via teenscoolest (thosefreshguys) with 14,281 notes

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

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sexpectinq:

marry me 

sexpectinq:

marry me 

posted 50 seconds ago; via youalwaysbeinreach (evaded) with 1,473 notes

tomlinfox:

liam is hilarious on twitter and people should appreciate it:

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i cackled

posted 56 seconds ago; via tomlinfox with 9,494 notes

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

posted 12 minutes ago; via shouldnt (armisael) with 223,342 notes

oknope:

i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people

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heicho-u:

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

posted 13 minutes ago; via perks-of-being-chinese (kirschtxin) with 302,306 notes
leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

posted 13 minutes ago; via andrewarcade with 518,266 notes

tensioned:

there should be an award for the people who

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Don’t ask her to moan. Make her.
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