i occasionally shove squirrels down the throats of people
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ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

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yasgawd:

fuuuuck

yasgawd:

fuuuuck

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oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

wtf are her stairs made out of fucking brick

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lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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5sob:

CAN HE KEEP HIS HAIR LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE PLEASE YES THANK YOU

5sob:

CAN HE KEEP HIS HAIR LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE PLEASE YES THANK YOU

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hello-hi-hey-hemmings:

alltimecliffxrd:

i think i made a kinda good point here

god bless you

hello-hi-hey-hemmings:

alltimecliffxrd:

i think i made a kinda good point here

god bless you

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egobus:

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